What a Mostake!
May 19th 2008 12:12
Well, I'm stumped! Its been 3 days since my last post, and I have been racking my brain with what scintillating piece I am going to provide my 4 very loyal readers (is 4 hoping for too much?) with next...
Sure, there is a myriad of things I could talk about, new bands, hot fashion tips on how to "dress and act 'indie' by heeding my advice" but that would that would be too predictable, too monotonous for both you and I. So I have turned my attention to moustaches! Yes kids, thats right. moustaches, the next (and very wrong) trend that your ' nerdy but hip friend who listens to ironic 80's electro bands and claims to only go to streeparty nights 'because a friends band is playing' will be sprouting next.
Initially i was reluctant to discuss this important issue, but it was a combination of my boyfriends constant ranting upon how 'ridiculous' this looks and his pictorial evidence that i convinced me that something need to be done... and fast!
men can grow moustaches, boys can't! and even then they shouldn't. Not only does a sparsely haired mo make most of these young indie types look as tho they have grown this facial hair so they can use their older brothers I.D to buy beer for the first time, the look naff!
Moustaches should only been seen in november, when grown for charity or in december when we see the santa brigade taking over a shopping centre near you. And in our age of political correctness, this may be very near extinction.
and for those of you who think this may be an 'individual' look i have a censored version of said boyfriends angry rant.
"you don't look like an individual, you look like a fuckwit"
For those of you reading this, who at present, have this horrible facial growth, PLEASE! do yourself and the rest of us a favour and remove what ever sharp instrument you have nearby and remove that thing IMMEDIATELY!
Malicious taunts from your mortified offspring will be far more pointed than anything this blog can say.
ps
I would have uploaded pictures to further illustrate my point but i can't quite make the darn thing work! if your still skeptical, please, look up operator please and the holidays for further reference.
i shudder!
Sure, there is a myriad of things I could talk about, new bands, hot fashion tips on how to "dress and act 'indie' by heeding my advice" but that would that would be too predictable, too monotonous for both you and I. So I have turned my attention to moustaches! Yes kids, thats right. moustaches, the next (and very wrong) trend that your ' nerdy but hip friend who listens to ironic 80's electro bands and claims to only go to streeparty nights 'because a friends band is playing' will be sprouting next.
Initially i was reluctant to discuss this important issue, but it was a combination of my boyfriends constant ranting upon how 'ridiculous' this looks and his pictorial evidence that i convinced me that something need to be done... and fast!
men can grow moustaches, boys can't! and even then they shouldn't. Not only does a sparsely haired mo make most of these young indie types look as tho they have grown this facial hair so they can use their older brothers I.D to buy beer for the first time, the look naff!
Moustaches should only been seen in november, when grown for charity or in december when we see the santa brigade taking over a shopping centre near you. And in our age of political correctness, this may be very near extinction.
and for those of you who think this may be an 'individual' look i have a censored version of said boyfriends angry rant.
"you don't look like an individual, you look like a fuckwit"
For those of you reading this, who at present, have this horrible facial growth, PLEASE! do yourself and the rest of us a favour and remove what ever sharp instrument you have nearby and remove that thing IMMEDIATELY!
Malicious taunts from your mortified offspring will be far more pointed than anything this blog can say.
ps
I would have uploaded pictures to further illustrate my point but i can't quite make the darn thing work! if your still skeptical, please, look up operator please and the holidays for further reference.
i shudder!
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